D6
Category: NPCs

Info
D6 is an artist who appears as an NPC in the GOATed Gas Station and Cafe events.
Appearance
D6 currently appears as an opossum with a black mohawk. They wear black clothing and accessories, including tall boots, high rise shorts, spiked cuffs, fishnets, and Pierce the Veil band merch.

Notably, D6 has undergone several design changes in the past. This is alluded to with lines such as "well well well, look who only has one physical form… embarrassing!"
Previous Appearances
Previous designs of D6 are listed below in reverse chronological order.
> A gray-toned hyena with a bandana, belt, and bandolier.
> A presumably humanoid entity with long hair, dark clothing, and a face obscured by shadow, leaving only one eye visible.
> A white, furry kobold with a hard hat and a design reminiscent of classic Roblox.
Favourite Drink
D6's favourite drink is The Sludge. This gives you either 4 Passenger Rep or 4 Driver Rep and 280 Coins.
Dialogue
Goat Station

  • Variant 1 : "im d6"
  • Variant 2 : "you." (Friend-Exclusive)
  • Variant 3 : "man i could really go for some graham crackers right about now" (If the current day is Monday)
  • Variant 4 : "and if youuuuuu cant believe it" (If the current day is Friday)
  • Variant 5 : "i cant believe i had to drive all the way to work" (If the current day is Saturday)
  • Variant 6: "would you like to sign my petition? ...nevermind" (If the current day is Tuesday)
    • Option 1: Any wisdom for today?
      • Variant 1:
        • Variant 1A (PC):
          • "give me the keyboard"
            • No thanks.
        • Variant 1B (Mobile):
          • "give me your phone"
            • No thanks.
        • Variant 1C (Console):
          • "give me the controller"
            • No thanks.
        • Variant 1D (VR):
          • "give me your headset"
            • No thanks.
        • Variant 1E (PC, Mouse Only):
          • "give me that mouse"
            • No thanks.
      • Variant 2 (if the player has previously selected this option within the last 12 hours): - "you've had enough wisdom for today. come back tomorrow" - Ok.
        • Variant 2.1 (if the player has selected this option on a different account under the same device): (Archived)
          • "hey..." "you're not trying to use a different account to cheat the system are you" "for shame" "i'll still give you the wisdom though"
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
        • Variant 2.2 (If the player has selected this option on yet another account under the same device, following Variant 2.1): (Archived)
          • "hey there again" "you have multiple alts then huh" "that's cool i guess"
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
        • Variant 2.3 (If the player has selected this option on their 4th account under the same device, following Variant 2.2): (Archived)
          • "what, filling out my wiki page?" "make sure you write 'd6 is really cool' on Green's page lol"
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
        • Variant 2.4 (If the player has selected this option on their 5th account under the same device, following Variant 2.3): (Archived)
          • "sweet jesus how many of these do you have"
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
        • Variant 2.5 (If the player has selected this option on their 6th account under the same device, following Variant 2.4): (Archived)
          • "im genuinely concerned for you"
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
        • Variant 2.6 (If the player has selected this option on their 7th account under the same device, following Variant 2.5): (Archived)
          • "is my wisdom really worth this much effort"
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
        • Variant 2.7 (If the player has selected this option on their 8th and any future accounts under the same device, following Variant 2.6): (Archived)
          • "you win this one i guess, but you're really just ruining the fun for yourself" "here. """todays wisdom"""""
            • (The dialogue then proceeds to a random variant outside of Variant 2)
      • Variant 3:
        • "live to die"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 4:
        • "if you come to a fork in the road, pick it up"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 5:
        • "you are playing it wrong"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 6:
        • "i did the art for the" limbobbia "tutorial. you should try it if you haven't"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 7:
        • Variant 7A (if today is Thursday):
          • "today is thursday."
            • Ok.
        • Variant 7B (otherwise):
          • "today is not thursday"
            • Ok.
      • Variant 8:
        • "do not hesitate to defend yourself. you won't regret it"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 9:
        • "support your local trash goblin"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 10:
        • "thank Noble for doing all this; without it i would have no wisdom to share."
          • Ok.
      • Variant 11:
        • "i am sincerely sorry for your loss"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 12:
        • "your lucky numbers for the day are [5 random 1-2 digit integers" and [random 1-2 digit integer]]
          • Ok.
      • Variant 13:
        • "nobody knows the troubles you've seen"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 14:
        • "if you don't like the new roblox death sound, you can change it to whatever you want."
        • "open the file location of your RobloxPlayerLauncher.exe"
        • "go to content, then sounds. replace ouch.ogg with any .ogg file you want, rename it to ouch.ogg."
          • Ok.
      • Variant 15:
        • "you can adjust the game volume via the pause menu"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 16:
        • "stand up for yourself"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 17:
        • "we have done something wrong at one point"
        • "something we can never undo"
        • "and for this we are being punished"
        • "This is our eternity, our prison."
          • Ok.
      • Variant 18:
        • "he's going to betray you, you know."
          • Ok.
      • Variant 19:
        • "exploration can only lead to disappointment."
          • Ok.
      • Variant 20:
        • "the remains of our ancestors lie beneath our feet"
        • "sometimes i can still hear their voices"
        • "screaming"
        • "but sometimes its hard to hear them over my own screams."
          • Ok.
      • Variant 21:
        • "the end is never"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 22:
        • "only a sinner"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 23:
        • "also try lethal league blaze"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 24:
        • "also try boneworks, if you have vr"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 25:
        • "i can kill you in two different ways"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 26:
        • "i can't tell you what the Tool does you have to figure it out yourself"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 27:
        • "you will never be forgiven"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 28:
        • "think for yourself"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 29:
        • "believe in yourself"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 30:
        • "question authority"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 31:
        • "go outside"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 32:
        • "don't leave the house today"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 33:
        • "my brain hurts"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 34:
        • "may your troubles be many"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 35:
        • "do not allow guilt to consume you; if you recognized a flaw within yoruself, addressed it, then took the necessary steps to make a positive change, this speaks much louder volumes of your character than the mistakes you have made when you didn't know any better."
        • "you are no longer that person, so let the shame go"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 36:
        • "her name is caroline. remember that"
          • Ok.
      • Variant 37:
        • "the answer is beneath us"
          • Ok.
    • Option 2: Let's talk!
      • "what"
        • Option 1: Why are you in a dumpster?
          • "why havent you been flattened by a 2 ton slab of concrete"
            • (A 2 ton slab of concrete falls from the sky and kills the player, unless under cover.)
        • Option 2: Roll me a number.
          • "Why"
            • Option 1: Because you're a d6?
              • "thats fair. [random number 1-6"]
            • Option 2: Nevermind.
              • "ok"
        • Option 3: Why are you so short?
          • " "
            • (The player then immediately explodes.)
        • Option 4: What do you do?
          • "im"
          • "d6"
            • Yeah, but like what do you DO?
              • "yeah how about you learn to listen the first time"
                • sorry
                  • "hi"
        • Option 5: Hi D6.
          • Variant 1 (first time selecting this option): "hi"
          • Variant 2 (otherwise): "hey there again"
        • Option 6: You're stinky.
          • (The player explodes.)
        • Option 7: Can you upgrade my phone? (D6 Hostless-Exclusive)
          • "do i look like an engineer to you"
            • Yes, now upgrade my phone.
              • "well ok then, *pushy". i'll do you one better."
                • You: (You see a phone materialize in D6's palm.)
                • You: (A very familiar phone... your phone.)
                  • "reeeeeeal nice phone you got here"
                    • You: (You hear a crack... then a crackle... then a snap.)
                    • You: (Both halves of what used to be your phone clatter to the ground before your feet.)
                      • "it will be there to see you in the next life."
                        • (The Phone is then gone from the player's inventory until they respawn / rejoin, and D6 now appears as a Pear's Place host for 6 Coins.)
            • ...No?
              • "well good because i'm not"
              • "i have a couple of lithium batteries i could give you though"
              • "problem is they are all very bloated."
                "they look like pillows except they are small and explosive"
                • I'll pass.
    • Option 3: Nevermind.
      • Variant 1: "7577234764 Dont forget it. It's the only way out."
      • Variant 2: "ok"
    • Option 4: Tell me.
      • "ok"
        • Variant 1:
          • "dude... GLAGGLELAND??????"
            • The rides:
        • Variant 2:
          • "im d6"
            • You've made that clear, yes.
              • " "
                • (The player then explodes.)
            • you're d6
              • "d6"
        • Variant 3:
          • "if i hear that dumb smelly protogen mention ram one more time im gonna RAM a 2 ton block of concrete into their stupid face."
            • O...kay?
        • Variant 4:
          • "i'm not allowed in the store anymore since i keep shoplifting but if you see disc or green tell them i said hi and that im sorry and that it will happen again"
            • Ok.
        • Variant 5:
          • "lets talk about"
          • "embalming fluid"
            • ...Nevermind.
        • Variant 6:
          • "sometimes i feel the sudden urge to break into someone's house and talk about turtle skeletons from a specific video game franchise for hours."
            • ...That sounds oddly specific.
              • "say hi to zeon for me"
        • Variant 7:
          • "Do not let it affect you in the moment. It is all ultimately meaningless. The passage of time spares none, has spared none, and will spare none. You are no exception."
            • The rides:
        • Variant 8:
          • "i think i could beat that cat on the bus in a fist fight"
            • That's mean.
        • Variant 9:
          • "hey so do you know what those guys are selling in there theyve chased me out with a broom like 6 times already." "its probably because ive stolen like 4 or 5 of their hey why am i telling you this" "get outta here"
            • Sorry
        • Variant 10:
          • "you got anything to eat" "hand it over im starving"
            • Option 1: Sure.
              • (The player hands D6 a random consumable item.)
                • "thanks"
            • Option 2: I'd... rather not.
              • "please ill give you this handy dandy Tool"
                • Option 1: Deal.
                  • "pleasure doing business"
                    • (The player hands D6 a random consumable item and receives a Tool.)
                • Option 2: No deal.
                  • "You think this is a game? Do you find this amusing?"
                    • Kind of.
        • Variant 11:
          • "i am sincerely sorry for your loss"
            • Sorry
        • Variant 12:
          • "my brain hurts"
            • Ok.
        • Variant 13:
          • "[END OF DIALOGUE]"
        • Variant 14:
          • "are you wondering about the hyena thing"
            • Option 1: Not really.
              • "good. ignorance is bliss"
            • Option 2: Yeah.
              • "this isnt my final form"
              • "take that as you will"
        • Variant 15:
          • "so i found this joke book lyin around buuuuuut all the pages slipped out when i picked them up" "i should mention that none of these pages are numbered so i don't really know what order they go in"
            • Option 1: Tell me a joke.
              • "sure"
              • "ahem..."
                • Part 1:
                  • "new york?"
                  • "band aid?"
                  • "geneva convention?"
                  • "the bird flu?"
                  • "road work ahead?"
                  • "half life?"
                  • "chef's kiss?"
                  • "salad dressing?"
                  • "cancel culture?"
                  • "apartment complex?"
                  • "radioactive?"
                  • "based?"
                  • "what's upstairs?"
                  • "wood fired pizza?"
                  • "psychotherapist?"
                  • "shrimp fried rice?"
                • Part 2:
                  • "did we buy tickets this year?"
                  • "give it some privacy"
                  • "how come they're entitled to medical benefits?!"
                  • "based on what?"
                  • "where's the full one?"
                  • "do they really?"
                  • "is it better than the old one?"
                  • "you should get a new therapist"
                  • "why? culture is so beautiful..."
                  • "how's pizza gonna get a job now?"
                  • "they cant talk"
                  • "yeah, my radio works"
                  • "i find it quite simple, actually"
                  • "i hardly know her"
                  • "uhh yeah, i sure hope it does."
                  • "they can't talk"
            • Option 2: Dang.
        • Variant 16: (If you already talked to d6 about the joke book, this will replace it instead. The options and dialogue are the same.)
          • "im still trying to make sense of the pages"
Airhorn Responses (Goat Station)
If the airhorn is used repeatedly in close proximity to D6:
  • The player automatically unequips the airhorn.
Cafe
  • Variant 1: "qhar"
  • Variant 2: "waugh"
  • Variant 3: "Utter your feeble words, peasant. Reveal to me the audacity that summons you to intrude upon mine realm. What purpose, what wretched business do you dare bring before me."
  • Variant 4: "whar"
  • Variant 5: "wawa"
  • Variant 6: "wjat"
  • Variant 7: "??????"
  • Variant 8: "huh whuh"
  • Variant 9: "hm"
  • Variant 10: "what"
  • Variant 11: "whuh"
    • Option 1: Questions...
      • "ask away"
        • Option 1: Why do I only find you in dumpsters?
          • "you know the pipes from the series with the italian plumber dude?"
            • Option 1: No.
              • "ok"
            • Option 2: Yeah.
              • "that"
        • Option 2: What are you doing?
          • Variant 1: "pyromancy" (First time selection)
            • Option 1: Why?
              • "..."
              • "i don't know."
                • (D6 then hides their pyromancy spell.)
            • Option 2: Cool.
          • Variant 2: "nothing" (If D6 hid their pyromancy spell)
            • Cool.
        • Option 3: What do you do?
          • "im"
          • "d6"
            • Yeah, but like what do you DO?
              • "yeah how about you learn to listen the first time"
                • sorry
                  • "hi"
        • Option 4: Why the cans?
          • "i REALLY love bloxy cola dude" (The word "REALLY" uses effects that makes it incomprehensible.)
          • "seriously they do Not have this where im from"
          • "i might be addicted"
            • Option 1: That seems unhealthy.
              • "Silence yourself. Keep thy forked tounge behind thine teeth. Leave me to rot in a pool of my own indulgence."
                • Ok.
            • Option 2: Where're you from?
              • "oh you know"
              • "big mazey place, lots of walls, moldy carpet stench..."
              • "weird gray feline that shows you the way out for a scamworthy amount of rep"
              • "..."
              • "Perhaps I have said too much."
                • Perchance.
                  • ". . .. . .. . .you can't just say 'perchance'."
            • Option 3: Can I have one? (If the player doesn't have Cola in their inventory)
              • ""
              • ""
              • ""
              • "sure"
              • "it would be impolite of me to leave a visitor bloxy cola-less"
                • Thanks.
                • (The player then recieves a Bloxy Cola.)
            • Option 4: Want another? (If the player has Cola in their inventory)
              • Variant 1: "absolutely" (If the Cola originated from The Bus)
              • Variant 2: "say, this one looks rather familiar..." (If the Cola originated from D6)
              • Variant 3: "yeah nice try dude." (If the player picks this option again, resets after 24 hours)
                • (The player is then resized to 0.1% of their original length and shortly after explodes.)
    • Option 2: Nevermind.
      • "ok"
    • Option 3: Wisdom?
      • "mmm"
      • "No."
      • "i cannot wisdom here. no sir no sir"
      • "catch me behind the gas station though. the 5g waves are stronger there"
        • Ok.
    • Option 4: Hi.
      • Variant 1: "EXPLODE"
      • Variant 2: "SMALL TALK DETECTED, ACTIVATING KILL AGENT" (Rare)
        • (In all variations, the player immediately explodes.)
    • Option 5: JERMA (Rare)
      • jerma.png
Drink Responses (Goat Station & Cafe)
  • If you give D6 the wrong drink:
    • "..."
    • "RIDICOLOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE."
    • "I CANNOT CONSUME THIS FOUL SUBSTANCE YOU PEANUT BRAINED FOOL."
    • "go give it to disc or something im sure he'll drink it"
    • "hah. goats."
      • My bad.
  • If you give D6 The Sludge.:
    • "..."
    • "splendid."
    • "this is almost as good as bloxy cola"
      • You're welcome.
        • This dialogue repeats even with another favorite drink.
Trivia
  • D6 has the second highest number of dialogue lines, only behind Pear by around 34 (more or less) lines.
    • Despite this, D6 has the most dialogue variants out of every character, and most likely the most dialogue bytes in the game.
  • Much like Tazer and Glowstick Fluid, D6 (the player itself), can drink The Sludge safely.
  • D6 likes to make references to memes, music, general media, and his own personal interests through their dialogue.
    • "man i could really go for some graham crackers right about now" is a reference to a TikTok account where a cat owner lets their cat, named Gandalf, gets to lick a Graham Cracker every Monday.
    • "i cant believe i had to drive all the way to work" is a reference to a line from Toy Story 2, where Al has to drive across the street to his job on a Saturday.
    • "dude... GLAGGLELAND??????" and its response "The rides:" refer to Glaggleland, an internet inside joke about a fictional amusement park.
    • "the end is never" is a reference to The Stanley Parable.
    • "...and talk about turtle skeletons from a specific video game franchise for hours." is a reference to Dry Bones from the Super Mario franchise, that both D6 and Zeon indeed like talking about.
    • Sometimes, D6 will say "7577234764 Dont forget it. It's the only way out.". The number is a Roblox marketplace ID that leads to an image of D6's former fursona, drawn in the style of Paper Mario. The quote itself is not a reference
    • "would you like to sign my petition?" is a reference to Postal 2, wherein on Tuesday, the Postal Dude is tasked with collecting signaures for a petition to 'make whiney congressmen play violent video games'.
    • There are numerous references to Edmund McMillen's The Binding of Isaac, most of which come from the fortune telling machine.
      • "you are playing it wrong" "give me [X]"
        [X can be the controller / the keyboard / your phone / your headset / that mouse, depending on the device you played in / what you used to initiate the dialogue.]
      • "live to die"
      • "if you come to a fork in the road, pick it up"
      • "nobody knows the troubles you've seen"
      • "only a sinner"
      • "you will never be forgiven"
      • "think for yourself"
      • "question authority"
      • "go outside"
      • "dont leave the house today"
      • "may your troubles be many" (also a potential reference to ULTRAKILL)
    • There are also a few references to The End is Nigh, another game by Edmund McMillen.
      • "you can adjust the game volume via the pause menu"
      • "we have done something wrong at one point" "something we can never undo" "and for this we are being punished" "This is our eternity, our prison."
      • "he's going to betray you, you know."
      • "exploration can only lead to disappointment"
      • "the remains of our ancestors lie beneath our feet" "sometimes i can still hear their voices" "screaming" "but sometimes its hard to hear them over my own screams."
  • The first time Bus Simulator was age restricted was because of D6's line, "why havent you been flattened by a 2 ton slab of concrete", which was apparently more than enough for the game to receive a Violence tag.
    • This was appealed, but it wouldn't be the last time Bus Simulator would be age restricted.
  • D6 is the only NPC to respond to the player spamming the Airhorn non-verbally. They unequip it from the inventory after about 6 or so consecutive uses.
  • It can be inferred through certain dialogue lines that D6 originates from the Backwalls.
  • ".........you can't just say 'perchance'." is a reference to a tweet by @PhilJamesson, which contains a picture of a poorly-written essay. There are numerous corrections in red pen, including "You can't just say "perchance""
  • Twitch streamer Jerma985 is directly referred to, through the rare "JERMA" dialogue option and its accompanying image.
  • "RIDICULOUS FOLLY. INEXCUSABLE." is a reference to the infamous webcomic Homestuck, specifically the command on page 292.
  • When being flattened by the 2 ton slab of concrete, the player's phone screen is cracked. This is the only known event that causes the phone itself to be damaged.
  • "her name is caroline. remember that" is a reference to Portal 2, mentioned by the Oracle Turret. The line in question mentions Caroline, the assistant of Cave Johnson who ended up being the sentience that resides in GLaDOS.
    • Another line from the Oracle Turret is also mentioned, being "the answer is beneath us", a line that in the original game, hints that GLaDOS' secret identity is hidden among Johnson's intercom messages, playing deep underneath Aperture.