Stanley
Category: NPCs

Info
Stanley is an NPC in Bus Simulator found within the crashed bus on the Cafe map. He is an OC that MediumKey made and originated from a universe where BloxDonalds was a much better business than it is currently.
Appearance
Stanley wears the BloxDonalds outfit that you can buy on the Marketplace and wears a cap to pair with it. He also has bagged eyes.
Dialogue

  • Variant 1: "Hummm..."
  • Variant 2: "Are you a real person...?"
  • Variant 3: "What a view..."
    • Option 1: Who are you?
      • "Oh, uh... I'm stanley. I work at BloxDonalds. Or, uh, at least I was."
      • "I'm not really sure how I got up here to be honest... All I remember is what happened beforehand..."
      • "Some guy with blue skin ordered something so baffling that I burst out laughing. Yeah I know, not very professional, but this is BloxDonalds we're talking about..."
      • "He stormed out angrily and told me I'd "regret messing with him," or something like that."
      • "I'm guessing it was the guy who got me here, but I've got no clue HOW he got me here. I'm not complaining too much though, I love this view."
      • "Anyway, uh, can you do me a favor? If you see my friend Axel around, can you tell him I'll be gone for a while? I need to figure out where I am, and how to get down from here..."
        • Option 1: No offence, but you're weird.
          • "WHAT??? High offence, I'll have you know that I graduated in the top of my class in the BloxDonalds New Staff Orientation, and I can grill a perfect burger in under a minute! Do you think I'm playing games here?!"
            • Option 1: Honestly yeah
              • (The player is then defenestrated, being launched out of the bus and taking massive damage in the process.)
            • Option 2: I'm sorry,,,
              • "Good. You better be. Think before you speak next time, yeah?"
        • Option 2: No thanks, but good luck!
          • "Awh, okay. I'll try to find him myself then, but it'll definitely take a lot longer... Thanks for the luck, anyway."
        • Option 3: Uh... sure.
          • "Thanks!"
        • Option 4: Who's Axel???
          • "Oh, right, uh... He wears purple stuff all the time, and I think his shirt is plaid? He's a Bloxy Cola addict too. Always carries around an entire freezer of that stuff. You'll know him when you see him."
            • Option 1: Okay, sure. I'll tell him.
              • "Thanks!"
            • Option 2: I won't tell him.
              • "Then why'd you bother making me explain his appearance...?"
    • Option 2: Let's Talk!
      • "Uh-huh?"
        • Option 1: Favorite BloxDonalds order?
          • "It's gotta be the Burger Bob. Love those things."
          • "It's got lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, mayo, flour, tumeric, Himalayan salt, sweetened pickles, mustard, caramelized onions, and a jumbo patty..."
          • "Oh, and can't forget the special BloxDonalds sauce... Just thinking about it makes me hungry..."
            • Option 1: You get edible food???
              • "!"
              • "What do you mean by that?! BloxDonalds cares greatly about the quality of their product, all of our food is perfectly edible! well, when it is when it isn't Reds shift..."
                • Option 1: I wish to live in a universe where that were true.
                  • "What?! Implying that it's so bad you'd need to move universes??? Ugh, I'm done talking with you..."
                • Option 2: This is indescribably false and you know it.
                  • "No, I don't know actually. We really do take great pride in using fresh ingredients. I don't understand how you don't recogni--"
                  • "...Hm. Maybe it's just a regional issue. That's probably it. If the BloxDonalds near you is having quality issues, you really need to report that."
                  • "They can't fix anything if they don't know anything's wrong in the first place..."
                • Option 3: [Let him live in blissful ignorance]
                  • "It's fine to say you don't like it, but to say it's inedible... Sheesh..."
            • Option 2: That's on the menu?
              • "Yeah, it's on the menu of every BloxDonalds. What kind of BloxDonalds have you been visiting?"
                • You: "You get the feeling that he's missing some context."
            • Option 3: Sounds good.
              • "It really, really is... You should swing by and try one sometime!"
        • Option 2: You should come to my bus.
          • "I'd LOVE to, but I literally cannot."
          • "You see where we are right now, right? How am I meant to get down from here? I can't just jump off, that'd hurt!"
          • "Plus, your bus looks... weird. It's like mine, but not like mine at the same time...? I don't know how else to describe it."
          • "I just have this odd feeling... I don't think I'm from here, so if I went with you I might not need to make it to where I need to go. Do you get what I'm saying?"
            • Option 1: Where do you need to go?
              • "Well, I was actually promoted by Red last week! He said I'd be transferring to the BloxDonalds in Stevensville."
              • "I was supposed to be going there this week once Red worked out ther logistics of the trip... I hope I won't be late..."
              • "I uh, I won't be late, right???"
                • Option 1: I hate to tell you this...
                  • "Ah, I see... Well, I hope I don't get fired then..."
                  • "Thanks for the honesty..."
                • Option 2: You'll find a way.
                  • "Yeah, I really hope so. Thanks for the comforting words."
            • Option 2: No, not really.
              • "Oh. Well, maybe you'll get it in the future."
            • Option 3: Completely.
              • "Yeah, I knew you would. You look like the kind of person who'd get it."
              • "I wish you good luck on your journey, I hope you wish me good luck through mine."
        • Option 3: How's BloxDonalds going?
          • "I don't know how it's doing right now, but last time I was there, business was rather slow..."
          • "I remember throwing out some expired ingredients, but Red kept fishing them out of the garbage and putting them back into the food. He kept insisting to use them as a 'cost-cutting measure'..."
          • "Yeah, I... never really got along with him. I hope he's worried about me being gone, though..."
        • Option 4: Where are you from?
          • "Well, I lived across the street from a gas station... I never paid attention to the name, but I think they only hired goats or something?"
          • "I always passed by in the morning to grab some Bloxiade for later in the day, It's incredible how much stock they always had, I guess not many people drove by... or maybe it was their outrageous price tags..."
          • "There were other weird things about that place too, like that house across the street that just had nobody living in it. Who put that trampoline there? Why's there a grill in the backyard?"
          • "I don't think the two people from the gas station lived there, and I couldn't find anyone else around who would've. I've always wondered about that..."
            • Option 1: Isn't that where Zeon and MLG live?
              • "Who and what now? I've never heard of those names in my life..."
              • "Well- wait... The second name sounds familiar... MLG..."
              • "I think I might've seen them before, while I was at work... I don't remember seeing them in that house, though? And I've been living there for like a year now..."
            • Option 2: How did you get to work?
              • "I took the bus, of course!"
              • "I'm not really sure how I'm gonna make my commute once I get back home though. You know, with the bus stuck in the side of a building and all..."
              • "I guess that's not my problem so much as it is the company's..."
            • Option 3: Hm. Okay.
              • The conversation immediately ends.
    • Option 3: Bye!
      • The conversation immediately ends.
Trivia
  • Based off of the dialogue, it's very probable that Stanley arrived as a result of aggrovating MLG, as described as having blue skin and changing through realities.
    • Following this, Stanley (and his friend Axel), aren't actually in Bus Simulator's Universe, but rather from BrawlR's Universe, hinted by the potential fact that Zeon and MLG don't live in the same house Stanley refers to, but in the same exact location, The Bus being completely different, and not to mention the obvious crash within the Cafe Event.
      • The BloxDonalds that Stanley is involved in is drastically better compared to the current BloxDonalds.
      • This confirms that other universes (aka other games) can appear in Bus Simulator under various circumstances.
      • This is also is the second-side towards the BrawlR x Bus Simulator collaboration, with BrawlR adding a map specifically curated for Bus Simulator.
      • Lastly, this also confirms that BrawlR is canon alongside both Bus Simulator and Bus Stop Simulator.
  • Stanley is one of the only two characters confirmed to work at BloxDonalds, excluding the player.
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