Zeon
Category: NPCs

Info
Zeon is an NPC that appears in the GOATed Gas Station and Sparkplug Cafe event. She is also a moderator for Bus Simulator.
Appearance
She wears a purple zip-up jacket, purple shadow antlers, Brighteye's hair, black pants with purple stripes on the sides, 3D glasses, and a purple scarf.
Favourite Drink
Zeon's favourite drink is Strawberry Smoothie. This gives you either 1 Passenger Rep or 1 Driver Rep and 70 Coins.
Dialogue
Goat Station

  • Variant 1: "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Variant 2: "oh, hey. friends usually knock first, ya know?" (Friend-Exclusive)
    • Option 1: Hi.
      • "Uh... Hi???? What do you want from me???"
        • Option 1: Who lives in the other house?
          • "I dunno. The house is pretty empty. Maybe it's for sale?"
        • Option 2: D6 wants to talk about turtle skeletons. (D6)
          • "Aw hell yea. Those skeletons are so rad. Don't I also owe him 5 bucks...?"
    • Option 2: Who are you?
      • Variant 1: "Why... Why are you asking me this??? You broke into my house and gonna ask stuff about me?? Fine. I'm Zeon. I moderate the bus statistics and stuff like it. I don't get paid enough for it..."
      • Variant 2: "Did you forget? I'm Zeon. The one friend thats a loser, and probably your only friend that is a girl." (Friend-Exclusive)
    • Option 3: michael
      • "michael"
    • Option 4: Do you have a stick of RAM in your house? (Tazer)
      • "Uh... Yeah...? Why?"
        • Option 1: Tazer wanted one.
          • "Oh, alrighty. Dunno why he didn't just ask me... Anyways, it's in my room. Down the hall and to the left."
        • Option 2: Just curious.
          • "Ooookkayyy....?"
    • Option 5: Just checking in. (Friend-Exclusive)
      • "Well, hey there."
    • Option 6: Sorry! Didn't know I was breaking in... (Stranger-Exclusive)
      • "How did you just- Okay.. Just... Get outta here Or don't. I'm an NPC, I can't force you to do something."
Drink Responses (Goat Station)
  • If you give Zeon the wrong drink:
    • "Thanks for the offer I guess, but I don't really need it. You drink it."
  • If you give Zeon The Sludge.:
    • "Why did you bring this to me? This is literally poison..."
  • If you give Zeon Strawberry Smoothie:
    • "That cafe does delivery? I don't remember ordering this.. but thanks."
      • This dialogue repeats even with another favorite drink.
Airhorn Responses (Goat Station)
  • If the airhorn is used repeatedly in proximity to Zeon
    • "You know, I'm trying to read here..."
  • If the airhorn is used repeatedly in proximity to Zeon for a second time and so on
    • "Ugh...."
Cafe
  • Variant 1: "Oh uh... hey there."
  • Variant 2: "omg hiii!! haiii!!! :D" (Friend-Exclusive)
  • Variant 3: "Hey, what's up?"
  • Variant 4: "Uuhh... Do I know you...?"
  • Variant 5: "Um.. Hhhii...?"
    • Option 1: Who are you?
      • "Um... I'm Zeon."
        • Option 1: What're you doing here?
          • "I'm just hanging out here. Why...?"
            • Option 1: Just curious.
              • "Oookkkayyy....?"
            • Option 2: Waiting on something?
              • "Besides my Strawberry Smoothie, not really."
    • Option 2: Haven't I seen you before?
      • "No idea who you are. I don't recall seeing you ever before."
    • Option 4: What are you doing here?
      • "Am i not allowed to go to places now?"
      • "Just messin' with ya."
      • "I like this place! Their drinks are pretty good, and I sometiems work behind the counter."
      • "...whenever I need some extra funds. My rent is kind of due..."
        • Option 1: Why arent you behind the counter then?
          • "It's my day off."
        • Option 2: That's rough.
    • Option 5: What's on your mind?
      • "A fair amount of stuff, Here's one for ya."
        • Variant 1: "If you see an English gentleman wearing a coat and a tophat, as well as a small child wearing blue with him, don't be afraid to give them a puzzle! They're both really good at solving 'em."
        • Variant 2: "michael"
        • Variant 3: "I've heard that there's a bus that's in some sort of time loop. I don't know how true it is, but it sounds like a lot of bologna to me."
        • Variant 4: "I'm normally not this social... But you somehow got me to open up!"
        • Variant 5: "uhm uh uuhhhhh..... ur my bestie!!!!"
        • Variant 6: "Sometimes I've seen a bus that has a lot of other strange stuff on or around it, as well as some dude holding some Blueprints."
          • "How do they do it...?"
        • Variant 7: "Hey, if you see a black wolf with glasses and a blue shirt on your bus, tell 'em I said hi!"
        • Variant 8: "You're not funny if you spam the Airhorn. Not sorry to break the news to ya."
        • Variant 9: "The Blox Deck is a pretty cool system. Really easy to modify!"
        • Variant 10: "I heard there's a ride out there that takes over four years to fully ride, and has signs saying that 'the ride never ends'."
          • "I hope those people are okay...!"
        • Variant 11: "Hey, who's that standing directly behind you...?"
      • Option 6: Nevermind.
Drink Responses (Cafe)
  • If you give Zeon the wrong drink:
    • "Oh, uhm... I didn't ask for this."
      • Oops.
  • If you give Zeon The Sludge.:
    • "I don't know WHAT that is but it's definitely not what I ordered."
  • If you give Zeon Strawberry Smoothie:
    • "Oh, it's the smoothie I ordered. Thanks."
      • This dialogue repeats even with another favorite drink.
Trivia
  • The "michael" dialogue is a reference to "Michael Zombies", which is also a reference to the michael meme.

  • The book she reads is a chunk of the "Bee Movie" script.

  • Zeon originally had a higher pitched bebebese sound but has been replaced.
    • It has been replaced again with the December 25, 2023 update.
  • Zeon is the one of the only known NPCs to provide choices specifically to those who aren't friends to her, and to those who are.