MLG
Category: NPCs

Info
MLGBudderCD (Also known as MLG) is an NPC in the GOATed Gas Station and Sparkplug Cafe event.
Favourite Drink
MLG's favourite drink is Pumpkin Spice Mocha. This gives you either 1 Passenger Rep or 1 Driver Rep and 70 Coins.
Dialogue
Goat Station

  • "Hey, what are you doing here? Did we leave the door open?"
    • Option 1: Hi! I'm here to take your stuff.
      • "Don't, or I'll make sure you never steal anything again."
        • Option 1: Sheesh, alright.
          • "Good."
        • Option 2: Don't care.
          • "Don't."
            • Option 1: WOAH, okay! Fine! I won't!
              • "Good."
            • Option 2: I'm not scared of you.
              • (The player dies.)
    • Option 2: Bye.
    • Option 3: Who are you?
      • "Oh, uh, my name is MLG. It's short for MLGBudderCD. I'm only here because of how dirt cheap the rent is around here."
        • Option 1: Tell me more.
          • "Ok sure, I play video games a lot and spend a lot of time trying to survive in this place. Living off of gas station food really does a number to the body, but I still manage."
            • Option 1: Do you have any friends?
              • "A wee bit hurtful that you would need to ask, but yes, I do have friends. In and out of this town. Green, D6, Zeon, and Tazer are a handful of them that live here. Noble's another one, but I don't see him in town often. Now go away, I've had enough socializing about myself for now."
            • Option 2: Neat, bye.
        • Option 2: 'Kay, bye.
Drink Responses (Goat Station)
  • If you give MLG the wrong drink:
    • No dialogue happens.
  • If you give MLG The Sludge.:
    • No dialogue happens.
  • If you give MLG Pumpkin Spice Mocha:
    • No dialogue happens, but you still get rewarded.
      • This repeats even with another favorite drink.
Airhorn Responses (Goat Station)
  • If the airhorn is used repeatedly in proximity to MLG:
    • "..."
  • If the airhorn is used repeatedly in proximity to MLG a second time:
    • (The player is then defenestrated, being launched into the air and taking massive damage in the process.)
      • The entire response is then repeated afterwards, with further defenstrations dealing no damage.
Cafe
There is currently no available emulator for MLG's Cafe dialogue.
Cafe (Intro / Post-Idle)
  • Variant 1: "Uh, who're you? [Player]? Do I know you?"
  • Variant 2: "Oh, hey. What's up, whoever you are?"
  • Variant 3: "Don't know how I'm still allowed back here... Oh, hey."
  • Variant 4: "...hm? Oh, sorry, I was staring off into the void. Did you need something?"
  • Variant 5: "Bestie haiiii, how're you!! Hiiii :]" (Friend-Exclusive)
    • Option 1A: Know where a mechanic is? (This option is unavailable after lnro starts to fix The Bus herself.)
      • "A mechanic? Oh, is that bus out there broken?"
      • "Well, Tazer would probably help, but he's busy working on his Mini-Bus like always."
      • "Maybe lnro could help you out? She's the owner of this cafe."
      • "Oh, but she's the only one on staff today, apparently. She'll probably be exhausted after work..."
        • Option 1: Aren't you staff?
          • "Uh, no? Why would you think of that?"
            • Option 1: Can I get a large coffee? Er, veinte coffee? Venting??
              • "I don't work here. Go away."
                • Option 1: But my coffee...
                  • "Don't care, didn't ask, get out of my sight."
                • Option 2: Ok :(
                • Option 2: You're behind the counter?
                • "Oh, I just stand back here 'cause it's nice and quiet, and it lets me get a good stretch in. Nobody's tried to stop me, so I don't think anyone cares... Plus, this place doesn't pay nearly enough for me to want to work here..."
                  • Option 1: Move, then. I'm taking over.
                    • "You're... gonna work? Really?"
                    • "I can't say that I'd do it in this economy, but I guess I respect the grind."
                    • "The store isn't open right now though... You'd need to ask lnro. She's over there cleaning that window."
                  • Option 2: I need to find an employee.
                    • "Good luck with that."
                  • Option 2: Why are you HERE anyway?
                    • "A bunch of my friends hang out here, and it's usually pleasant and quiet. The Pumpkin Mochas they sell here are great too, I get one every time I visit. You should try one. You should get me one too, even."
                      • Option 1: I.. don't like pumpkin.
                        • "... Ok."
                      • Option 2: Okay, bye.
            • Option 3: Nevermind.
              • "See you later? Or not."
        • Option 2: I can help.
          • "You.. want to help her?"
          • "Oh, I get it! If she has more staff, she'll have her hands free for you!"
          • "Not a bad idea.. Let me call her over."
          • "HEY, LNRO!"
            • lnro: "What's up? Who's this?"
              • "This is.. uh.. what's your name?"
                • You: "[Player]."
                  • "This is [Player]. They were on that bus outside, and need someone to fix it."
                    • lnro: "Oh, I see. I'm not sure if I can do that today, we're alreaady short-staffed..."
                      • "That's why they're gonna help you today!"
                        • lnro: "Huh? Help me? I guess I wouldn't mind a helping hand..."
                        • lnro: "That should work then. You go serve the customers and make the drinks, while I go out there and fix your bus. Deal? Deal."
                        • lnro: "MLG, you're gonna have to move so they can take orders."
                          • "Right, sorry."
                            • Following this will start the minigame.
    • Option 1B: Mechanic? (Replaces Option 1; Available if the player has started and finished the minigame earlier today.)
      • "You again? Same thing?"
        • Option 1: Actually...
          • "Don't feel like working? I get that. I won't tell her."
        • Option 2: Yup.
          • "LNROOO!!"
            • lnro: "Huh? OH- Them again?!"
            • lnro: "Alright, then. Same deal. You run the store, I fix the bus. Ready? Go."
              • Following this will start the minigame.
    • Option 2: Do you... work here?
      • "Uh, no? Why would you think that?"
        • Option 1: Can I get a large coffee? Er, veinte coffee? Venting??
          • "I don't work here. Go away."
            • Option 1: But my coffee...
              • "Don't care, didn't ask, get out of my sight."
            • Option 2: Ok :(
        • Option 2: You're behind the counter?
          • "Oh, I just stand back here 'cause it's nice and quiet, and it lets me get a good stretch in. Nobody's tried to stop me, so I don't think anyone cares... Plus, this place doesn't pay nearly enough for me to want to work here..."
            • Option 1: I need to find an employee.
              • "Good luck with that."
            • Option 2: Why are you HERE anyway?
              • "A bunch of my friends hang out here, and it's usually pleasant and quiet. The Pumpkin Mochas they sell here are great too, I get one every time I visit. You should try one. You should get me one too, even."
                • Option 1: I.. don't like pumpkin.
                  • "... Ok."
                • Option 2: Okay, bye.
        • Option 3: Nevermind.
          • "See you later? Or not."
    • Option 2: Why are you blue?
      • "A bit rude to just ask somebody that out of nowhere..."
        • Option 1: Yeah, okay. But why?
          • "Ugh, fine."
          • "It's a side effect of multiversal travel. I used my tech too much and now I'm all blue. Thankfully that's the only side effect... The only one I notice, at least."
            • Option 1: Multiversal what now???
              • "Yeah, I kind of... invented my own form of it. It's very useful for getting around. Turning blue was worth it, in my opinion."
              • "I'm not gonna go into any more detail, 'cause I don't want you to copy me. Can't spill all my secrets."
            • Option 2: That's really cool.
              • "Oh, uh, glad you think so. I worked really hard on it."
            • Option 3: Skill issue.
              • "WOW, okay. Do you know how long it took for me to figure this out? This is MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL we're talking about. ALTERNATE UNIVERSES."
              • "I'd like to see YOU come up with the formula for it, let alone acquiring the hardware. The nerve."
            • Option 4: Uh, okay.
              • "Yeah, it's.. it's complex."
        • Option 2: Oops, sorry.
          • "Yeah, whatever. Buzz off."
    • Option 3: Bye.
      • "Oh, bye?"
Cafe (During / Post-Minigame)
  • Variant 1: "Oh, uh, yeah..?"
  • Variant 2: Aren't you meant to be working..?
  • Variant 3: Need something..? Just as long as it's not work-related?
  • Variant 4: Had enough of working food service yet?
    • Option 1: Why are you blue?
      • "A bit rude to just ask somebody that out of nowhere..."
        • Option 1: Yeah, okay. But why?
          • "Ugh, fine."
          • "It's a side effect of multiversal travel. I used my tech too much and now I'm all blue. Thankfully that's the only side effect... The only one I notice, at least."
            • Option 1: Multiversal what now???
              • "Yeah, I kind of... invented my own form of it. It's very useful for getting around. Turning blue was worth it, in my opinion."
              • "I'm not gonna go into any more detail, 'cause I don't want you to copy me. Can't spill all my secrets."
            • Option 2: That's really cool.
              • "Oh, uh, glad you think so. I worked really hard on it."
            • Option 3: Skill issue.
              • "WOW, okay. Do you know how long it took for me to figure this out? This is MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL we're talking about. ALTERNATE UNIVERSES."
              • "I'd like to see YOU come up with the formula for it, let alone acquiring the hardware. The nerve."
            • Option 4: Uh, okay.
              • "Yeah, it's.. it's complex."
        • Option 2: Oops, sorry.
          • "Yeah, whatever. Buzz off."
    • Option 2: Want a drink?
      • "Uh, sure I guess. If I had to pick anything it'd be a Pumpkin Spice Mocha. They taste so good here!"
    • Option 3: Nevermind.
      • "Oh, bye?"
Cafe (Evaluation)
  • If the players have successfully provided almost all of the customers with the correct order:
    • "Huh. You did better than I thought you would."
    • "Nice job. She put the cafe in good hands, I guess. You'll probably get some compensation for your time."
  • If the players have failed to provide almost all of the customers with the correct order:
    • "Wow. That was pretty lousy."
    • "What, you thought I wouldn't notice? I'm still half paying attention to you, you know."
    • "I'm not sure lnro's gonna be too happy after that performance."
Drink Responses (Cafe)
  • If you give MLG the wrong drink:
    • "What is this? A gift for me?"
    • "..."
    • "EW, what is in this thing?! Take it back, I don't want this nasty 'drink'."
  • If you give MLG The Sludge.:
    • "What is this? A gift for me?"
    • "..."
    • "EW, what is in this thing?! Take it back, I don't want this nasty 'drink'."
  • If you give MLG Pumpkin Spice Mocha:
    • "Oh, for me? Thanks!"
    • "..."
(If you haven't unlocked the MLG Host yet...)
  • "Mmm, Pumpkin Spice Mocha, my favorite! Here, as thanks, hand me your phone for a sec!" - "Don't worry, I'm not gonna break it. I'm just gonna install something real quick, you might find it handy." - This then unlocks the MLG host for Pear's Place.
    • "Mmmmm, that's soo gooooood. I love this place's Pumpkin Mochas, how'd you know? Thank you so much, buddy."
      • This dialogue repeats even with another favorite drink.
Airhorn Responses (Cafe)
  • If the airhorn is used repeatedly in proximity to MLG:
    • "..."
Trivia
  • MLG is one of the few NPCs that won't instantly kill you when annoyed, but gets real close to doing so.
  • MLG used to work at BloxDonalds at one point, but had moved away as evidenced with the Bulletin Board within the Backwalls version of BloxDonalds.