Efeuc
Category: NPCs

Info
Efeuc is an NPC that can be seen in the Void Room. He's the best driver in the Bus Simulator universe, and is just chilling in the void area.
Favourite Drink
Efeuc's favourite drink is "Decaf". This gives you either 1 Passenger Rep or 1 Driver Rep and 70 Coins.
Dialogue

  • Variant 1: "oh wow, how did you get that much rep? you got more than me, fair play." (If the player has more rep than efeuc.)
  • Variant 2: "it's been a year, [Player]. i really miss y- oh sorry, i was thinking about something whats up."
  • Variant 3: "take your time, i'm here all day."
  • Variant 4: "welcome to my humble abode"
  • Variant 5: "10684, 10685, 1068- oh hey, a new person."
  • Variant 6: "hi, need anything?"
  • Variant 7: "GOOOODDDDD ISSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, GOOODDDD ISSSSS GREAAAAT GOD IS GOOOHOHOOOOHOO" (1/300 chance, also explodes the player.)
    • Option 1: Is there anything you do, like at all?
      • "no"
        • Option 1: Then why do you exist?
          • "you ask too many questions, are you always this annoying?"
            • Sheesh, so moody...
        • Option 2: Fair.
    • Option 2: This is just like the Backrooms!
      • "NO. shush, your not funny. this is NOT the backwalls. i don't even know what a 'backrooms' is. sounds like some cheap ripoff."
    • Option 3: Where are we?
      • "we are in the void, i got my two monitors for entertainment albeit one of them is broken."
        • Option 1: How do I leave?!
          • "idk, i havent figured that one out yet.. but it's pretty chill in here, since i don't have to be running from the police."
            • Can you try helping me get out of here?
              • "heh, ok i'll throw you in a random direction, ready?"
                • (The player gets flung in a random direction.)
            • Guess this is my life now..
        • Option 2: Ah, okay.
    • Option 4: Let's talk!
      • Variant 1: "not much to talk here, but.. well.."
      • Variant 2: "oh you want to talk about something? umm.."
        • Variant 1:
          • "hey, if you ever see grey cats run away!! i've had too many bad experiences with them.."
            • Weird.
        • Variant 2:
          • "hey, if you ever find a way out of here, tell my friend Darkahrii that i'll be late to The Meeting."
            • Option 1: What if I don't?
              • (The player gets flung.)
            • Option 2: Okay.
              • "thanks."
        • Variant 3:
          • "sometimes some strange sirens starts blaring in here, and momentarily go away. i have no clue what it is, but i've just gotten used to it now."
            • Option 1 :You mean the events?
              • "events? what events? literally nothing ever happens here."
            • Option 2: Weird.
              • "i know, right?"
        • Variant 4:
          • "isn't it weird how we are in a world where anthropomorphic animals that can talk to human beings?"
            • Option 1: You're probably overthinking it.
              • "yea, maybe i am"
            • Option 2: Woof.
              • "what"
        • Variant 5:
          • "i'd set up a shop in here for any visitors... but i ran out of materials a long time ago."
        • Variant 6:
          • "i bet i could beat you in a link cable game, but my batteries are out of charge. maybe later?"
            • Option 1: I would destroy you.
              • "bet"
            • Option 2: What's a link cable?
              • "L"
        • Variant 7:
          • "hollup, aint you nathaniel b?"
            • Option 1: No?
              • "i thought you look like him for a moment, nevermind"
            • Option 2: What?
              • "nvm"
        • Variant 8:
          • "sometimes i miss the outside world... its been a while since ive seen more than 1 person... but i mean... the police are out there and i am safe here so... hmm"
            • Option 1: I guess that's good.
              • "yeah, i guess"
            • Option 2: I'll report you to the police.
              • "yea, try to get the police in here i dare you"
    • Option 5: Nevermind.
      • Variant 1: "why are you talking to me then?"
      • Variant 2: "???????????"
      • Variant 3: "take care."
      • Variant 4: "bye"
Drink Responses
  • If you give Efeuc the wrong drink:
    • "thank u"
  • If you give Efeuc The Sludge.:
    • "is this coffee?"
    • "..."
      • (Efeuc then turns into a gravestone with the following message:
        here lies efeuc

        it wasn't coffee)
  • If you give Efeuc 'Decaf':
    • "thanks, appreciate it a lot, but how'd you know that's my favorite, huh?"
    • "yeah, get outta here"
      • This dialogue repeats even with another favorite drink.
Trivia
  • This is one of the only two NPCs that can actually fling a player based on dialogue choices.
    • The only other NPC that does that is Tazer.
  • Efeuc is canonically the best driver in the Bus Simulator universe.
  • This is one of the few NPCs that doesn't get annoyed when you spam the Airhorn.
  • This is also perhaps the only NPC that is shown to take notice of your driver reputation, as having it higher than him will lead you to the first intro dialogue.
  • Efeuc is wanted within BloxDonalds for making it lose an "irrecoverable 12c in losses". He is also meant to be detained on sight.
  • He is one of the only few people who can actually die if fed the Sludge. Turning into a gravestone after consuming it.
    • He does however respawn after a few minutes as long as nobody is within the Void Box.
    • If the actual Efeuc himself drinks The Sludge, he will end up exploding upon drinking, also instantly killing other players within a short blast radius.
  • Efeucs' text voice comes from the Ace Attorney series.