Red
Category: NPCs

Info
RedNoob5050 (AKA Red) is an employee that works within various areas of BloxDonalds both in reality and out of reality. He also works as a developer in Kit Battle, one of NobleReign's games.
Favourite Drink
Red's favourite drink is Strawberry Smoothie. This gives you either 1 Passenger Rep or 1 Driver Rep and 70 Coins.
Dialogue
BloxDonalds

  • Variant 1: "Welcome to BloxDonalds.. if you're wondering, the door is broken."
  • Variant 2: "Welcome to BloxDonalds.. blah, blah, blah."
    • Option 1: Can I get an... uhhh...
      • "Yeah, yeah. I'm guessing you're here for the burger, so, take it. ssiiigggghhhhh... I don't get paid enough for this."
        • (The player receives the Burger.)
      • "Hey. I said one per customer. I can see you're hiding that burger in your pocket. Don't try..."
        • Only appears if the player already has a Burger.
    • Option 2: Let's talk.
      • "Make it quick."
        • Option 1: Are you aware that somebody's hiding a body behind the store?
          • "Don't know who you're talking about. I'm the only person here."
        • Option 2: Are you okay..?
          • "I am severely underpaid, and we are incredibly short-staffed. We don't even get any applications, because nobody knows where we are. I have to do all the work myself, and my manager is sooooo cheap that we don't even have a kitchen. Do you think I'm okay?"
            • I mean, I'm here..
              • "Well, I'm not the manager, so."
        • Option 3: Wait, if there's no kitchen, then where..?
          • "Don't ask questions you aren't prepared for the answers to."
            • Option 1: Sheesh, sorry..
            • Option 2: Nevermind.
    • Option 3: I- Wh- Weren't you just in the Backwalls? (If the player has seen Red in the Backwalls Bloxdonalds)
      • "Yes, someone can actually move from one place to another. It came as a surprise to many."
      • "...Except I don't move from this spot, I co-exist in serveral points in space and time--"
      • "Y'know what, let's just say that I move here when you're here, and I move elsewhere when you're elsewhere."
BloxDonalds (Backwalls)
  • Variant 1: "Welcome to BloxDonalds, it's not what you are expecting."
    • Variant 2: "Welcome to BloxDonalds, if you thought it was bad normally, you haven't seen this."
    • Variant 3: "Welcome to BloxDonalds, you probably won't like it."
    • Variant 4: "Welcome to BloxDonalds, the creatures are dangerous and so are our burgers."
    • Variant 5: "Welcome to BloxDonalds, not the saddest place but it's definitely up there."
    • Variant 6: "Welcome to BloxDonalds, haven't seen you around here before." (First-Interaction)
      • Option 1: Can I get an... uuhhh...
        • Variant 1: "Our menu has changed, yadda yadda yadda."
        • Variant 2: "sighhhh... Our menu has changed since your previous visit, please review to make sure your order is correct." (First-Interaction)
          • Option 1: Something else.
            • "What? Brah, this is all we have, what could you possibly mean by ''something else''??"
              • Option 1: I want information.
                • "Informatio--?! I am NOT paid enough to be explaining Bus Simulator lore on the job. Just go and read the wiki brah."
                  • Option 1: Did you just..?
                    • "Uh-huh? What's it to ya, gonna report me to the video game police?"
                    • "Good luck with that, brah. You don't even know where their headquarters are located, do you? I don't think so brah."
                  • Option 2: Ugh, fine.
                    • "I'd tell you where the wiki is, but that's against the rules."
              • Option 2: Show me the exit.
                • "Brah, what makes you think I know where the exit is?!"
                  • Option 1: [Bribe with 500 coins]
                    • "..."
                    • "Fine brah. 500 coins is 500 coins."
                    • "What, you expect me to lead you there? I'm still on the clock brah. Take this map and go figure it out yourself."
                    • "Thanks for choosing Bloxdonalds."
                  • Option 1: [Bribe with 5 rep] [Archived]
                    • "..."
                    • "Fine brah. 5 rep is 5 rep."
                    • "What, you expect me to lead you there? I'm still on the clock brah. Take this map and go figure it out yourself."
                    • "Thanks for choosing Bloxdonalds."
                  • Option 2: I don't know...
                    • "Then why bother asking?! Order off the menu next time!"
              • Option 3: True, nevermind.
                • "Pick something actually on the menu next time."
          • Option 2: Almond Water
            • Variant 1: "An Almond Water for 200 coins, yeah?"
            • Variant 2: "One Almond Water for 200 coins, you sure?"
            • Variant 1: "An Almond Water for 8 rep, yeah?" [Archived]
            • Variant 2: "One Almond Water for 8 rep, you sure?" [Archived]
            • Variant 3: "An Almond Water's gonna set you back 24 rep."
              • Option 1: Actually, nah.
                • "Okay brah, why bother asking then?"
              • Option 2: Yeah.
                • "One Almond Water for 200 coins, it's done."
                • "One Almond Water for 8 rep, it's done." [Archived]
          • Option 3: Void Burger
            • Variant 1: "A Void Burger for 80 coins, yeah?"
            • Variant 2: "One Void Burger for 80 coins, you sure?"
            • Variant 3: "A Void Burger's gonna set you back 80 coins."
            • Variant 1: "A Void Burger for 2 rep, yeah?" [Archived]
            • Variant 2: "One Void Burger for 2 rep, you sure?" [Archived]
            • Variant 3: "A Void Burger's gonna set you back 2 rep." [Archived]
              • Option 1: Actually, nah.
                • "Okay brah, why bother asking then?"
              • Option 2: Yeah.
                • Variant 1: "Done. Enjoy your Void Burger, brah."
                • Variant 2: "Here. Huh, first sale in ages..."
                • Variant 3: "One Void Burger for 80 coins, it's done."
                • Variant 3: "One Void Burger for 2 rep, it's done." [Archived]
          • Option 4: Liquid Void
            • Variant 1: "A Liquid Void for 800 coins, yeah?"
            • Variant 2: "One Liquid Void for 800 coins, you sure?"
            • Variant 3: "A Liquid Void's gonna set you back 800 coins."
            • Variant 1: "A Liquid Void for 24 rep, yeah?" [Archived]
            • Variant 2: "One Liquid Void for 24 rep, you sure?" [Archived]
            • Variant 3: "A Liquid Void's gonna set you back 24 rep." [Archived]
              • Option 1: Actually, nah.
                • "Okay brah, why bother asking then?"
              • Option 2: Yeah.
                • "One Liquid Void for 800 coins, it's done."
                • "One Liquid Void for 24 rep, it's done." [Archived]
          • Option 5: Nevermind.
      • Option 2: Let's talk!
        • "Nothing much better to do."
          • Option 1: Why is there a Bloxdonalds here?
            • "Corporate decision... Something about ''serving the universe and beyond'' or whatever..."
            • "Different planets and timelines? Understandable. But did we really need a location here...?"
            • "The only upside is that this one actually has a kitchen..."
              • Option 1: Wait, what?
                • "I said, ''this one actually has a kitchen.'' You've been to the Bloxdonalds out in reality, right?"
                • "You might have more questions than answers at this point, but I'm not paid enough to care about that."
              • Option 2: Ah, okay.
          • Option 2: How long have you been here?
            • "How long HAVEN'T I been here?"
            • "Brah, I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to. There's no natural light in this place. My phone died forever ago."
            • "I should've enabled Airplane Mode..."
          • Option 3: How did you get here?
            • "...'Cuz it's my job...? I work here."
          • Option 4: Can I work here?
            • "Why would you want to work HERE of all places?"
              • Option 1: It's nice and quiet.
                • "But it's also REALLLY depressing brah. You sit here and do nothing every day, waiting for a customer to come by..."
                  • "The days slowly mesh together, your sense of time blurs, and you eventually look up at the clock..."
                  • "Half-past twelve. But it's been half-past twelve for the past... who knows how long. The clock's battery ran dry long ago."
                  • "You'd just be stuck here. Stuck in this grimy restaurant, barely surviving off the limited resources..."
                    • If the player last stayed at the Goat Station... - "Don't work here, brah. Maybe the gas station needs a stocker, you should go and ask..."
                      • If the player last stayed at Sparkplug...
                        • "Don't work here, brah. See if the cafe has a full-time spot open instead..."
                    • If the player last stayed at Noble's House...
                      • "Don't work here, brah. I bet Noble's looking for a real estate agent,. it's never too late to become one..."
                    • If the player's last event was No Dough...
                      • "Don't work here, brah. Live a life of crime if you have to, literally anything's more fufilling than this."
                    • If the player's last event was any other event...
                      • "Don't work here, brah. You've got better opportunities elsewhere..."
              • Option 2: I don't know?
                • "Then why bother asking?!"
              • Option 3: I like money.
                • "What are you, that greedy crab from Spronkbib?"
                • "What money is there in even working here anyways? How many customers do you see coming to the Backwalls of all places?"
                • "apart from you, of course."
          • Option 5: Are you scared?
            • "Not really. I think I'm the scary one at this point."
            • "You've got no clue what I've had to resort to survive down here... It's not a very glamarous lifestyle, let me tell ya."
          • Option 6: What's with the diary? (Only accessible if you had read his diary.)
            • "You looked at my diary? Sheesh, can't even get privacy outside of reality nowadays."
            • "Oh, you're wondering about the missing pages?"
            • "Well, I ran out of paper towels, what else was I supposed to use?"
      • Option 3: Nevermind.
Drink Responses (Bloxdonalds & Backwalls Bloxdonalds)
  • If you give Red the wrong drink:
    • "Yeah... No thanks."
  • If you give Red The Sludge.:
    • "Yeah... No thanks."
  • If you give Red Strawberry Smoothie:
    • "A strawberry smoothie? Sure I guess."
      • This dialogue repeats even with another favorite drink.
Trivia
  • Based off of Stanley's dialogue, Red typically puts ingredients (even trashed) into the food as a cost-effective measure in Stanley's universe.