Nuke
Category: Events
Event Name: Nuke
Event Runtime: 1 Minute and 17 Seconds (1:17)

The Nuke event is a very simple event where the bus stops to take a break, figuring out what object is flying down in the distance.. only to find out that it's a nuke that's being dropped near them. Soon after, nuclear alarms start blaring in the background, as the bus quickly speeds up to very fast speeds just grazing the nuclear blast.

The event ends then after.

• Event: "Eh, we've been here for a while. Let's stop."
  • You: "Okay."
    • Event: "..What's that in the distance?"
      • Variant 1 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) ufo..."
      • Variant 2 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) space shuttle..."
      • Variant 3 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) orange..."
      • Variant 4 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) vbuck..."
      • Variant 5 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) bird..."
      • Variant 6 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) star..."
      • Variant 7 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) grass block from minecraft..."
      • Variant 8 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) potato..."
      • Variant 9 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) shooting star..."
      • Variant 10 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) fly..."
      • Variant 11 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) watermelon..."
      • Variant 12 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) epic gamer..."
      • Variant 13 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) ball..."
      • Variant 14 : Event: "That's a pretty (adjective) cloned bus..."
        • Note: Adjectives are of the following:
          • Big
          • Cool
          • Disgusting
          • Epic
          • Fast
          • Small
          • Weird
          • Weirdly-shaped
        • Variant 1 : Event: "..is it a ufo?"
        • Variant 2 : Event: "..is it a space shuttle?"
        • Variant 3 : Event: "..is it a orange?"
        • Variant 4 : Event: "..is it a vbuck?"
        • Variant 5 : Event: "..is it a bird?"
        • Variant 6 : Event: "..is it a star?"
        • Variant 7 : Event: "..is it a grass block from minecraft?"
        • Variant 8 : Event: "..is it a potato?"
        • Variant 9 : Event: "..is it a shooting star?"
        • Variant 10 : Event: "..is it a fly?"
        • Variant 11 : Event: "..is it a watermelon?"
        • Variant 12 : Event: "..is it a epic gamer"
        • Variant 13 : Event: "..is it a ball?"
        • Variant 14 : Event: "..is it a cloned bus?"
          • Variant 1 : Event: "OW!! That's a really loud alarm..."
          • Variant 2 : Event: "oof mates that's a nuke"
          • Variant 3 : Event: "wait.. no.. oh.. OH GOD.. IS THAT A NUKE?!"
          • Variant 4 : Event: "That might not be epic....."
          • Variant 5 : Event: "This is it my friends.."
          • Variant 6 : Event: "Okay Google, how to survive a nuclear attack?"
          • Variant 7 : Event: "I don't get paid enough to endure such nuclear attacks..."
            • Variant 1 : Event: "Goodbye my friends.."
            • Variant 2 : Event: "I HOPE THIS iS A PRANK!!!"
            • Variant 3 : Event: "This doesn't seem epic..."
            • Variant 4 : Event: "WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
            • Variant 5 : Event: "I HOPE YOU ARE NOT FAR AWAY FROM THE BUS, GET ON THE BUS NOW!"
            • Variant 6 : Event: "DO YOU WANT TO SURVIVE OR DIE"
            • Variant 7 : Event: "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
            • Variant 8 : Event: "WE NEED TO ESCAPE FROM THE BOOM!"
            • Variant 9 : Event: "I DONT WAMT TO END UP LIKE BILL IN LEFT4DEAD2"
            • Variant 10 : Event: "BINGO BANGO BONGO BISH BASH BOSH."
            • Variant 11 : Event: "WORLD WAR 3 INCOMING!!!"
            • Variant 12 : Event: "WHY DID I EVEN BECOME A BUS DRIVER?!"
              • Variant 1 : Event: "MOMMY!!!"
              • Variant 2 : Event: "WE WILL HAVE A BLAST!!"
              • Variant 3 : Event: "I JUST WANTED BLOXDONALDS!"
              • Variant 4 : Event: "I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE"
              • Variant 5 : Event: "THAT WASN'T A PRANK"
              • Variant 6 : Event: "this is fine"
              • Variant 7 : Event: "Oooooooh, mama.."
              • Variant 8 : Event: "GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS AND TURN TO THE RIGHT"
              • Variant 9 : Event: "OH MIGHTY STEVEN!"
              • Variant 10 : Event: "THIS IS NOT EPIC!!"
              • Variant 11 : Event: "WHY IS THERE A NUKE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?!"
              • Variant 12 : Event: "LETS GET OUT OF HERE NOW"
              • Variant 13 : Event: "TIME TO GO FULL THROTTLE"
                • After the nuke disappears...
                  • Variant 1 : Event: "Huh.. That was close."
                  • Variant 2 : Event: "Oh my god, I'm so glad to live another day."
                  • Variant 3 : Event: "I hope you changed your pants already."
                  • Variant 4 : Event: "That was intense."
                  • Variant 5 : Event: "HOW AM I STILL ALIVE???"
                  • Variant 6 : Event: "Was that 'Tsar-Bomba'?"
                  • Variant 7 : Event: "...Nice! Everybody, back in your seats!"
                  • Variant 8 : Event: "That was NOT epic..."
                  • Variant 9 : Event: "I think I peed my pants."
                  • Variant 10 : Event: "I feel... like I'm... gonna have... a heart attack."

• Before March 22, 2022, the music used to be Screech, from PAYDAY 2.
  • You can also do an Advanced Force Event specifically for this, but you definitely shouldn't pick this event. (120 R$ down the drain!)
• This event has undeniably the most amount of dialogue combinations in the entire game, totalling at 1,783,600 dialogue options. (AS of prior to 3/1/2025)
• This event icon was actually helped by Enthalpy (@axioenth), adapting from FangedWerewolf's original submission of the icon to improve the lighting and visceral of the event.